Thursday, February 28, 2008

Nor am I dead....

I haven't posted in forever... My computer fried, so I've had no access from home, and I've been far too busy at work. I am going to be a sheep (pun intended) and follow Sheep's example and post a mindless movie meme.

Movie Quote Meme

1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions

1. What the hell's wrong with being stupid once in awhile? Does everything you do always have to be sensible? Haven't you ever thrown waterballoons off a roof? When you were a little kid didn't you ever sprinkle soap flakes on the living room floor 'cause you wanted to make it snow in July? Didn't you ever get really shitfaced and maybe make a complete fool of yourself and still have an excellent time?

2. It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

3. I'm standing where my, uh, living room was and it's not here because my house is gone and it's an Ultimart! You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there.

4. I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life, anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

5. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.

6. Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

7. The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head...

8. Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

9. My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

10. He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.