To Boldly Blow.....

Sheeps and I watched the William Shatner roast last night. Funny. Very crude. But hey, it was a roast, so crudity was expected. Very strange guest list, with only a couple of the old Enterprise crew on board, Nichelle Nichols and George Takei. Of course, the majority of jokes centered around Bill's particular acting style and his toupee.... Takei ("rhymes with toupee...") was hilarious, having "come out", and was roasted quite a bit himself ("Hard to say 'Glory Hole' with a Japanese accent...") Farah Fawcett proved she was not just anothe pretty face. No, wait. She was just another pretty face. Was. All of the gathered comedians joked about her swimsuit poster ("responsible for spilling more DNA than a lab tech with Parkinson's..."). And then there was the highlight of the evening. Or perhaps it was the lowlight.... Hearing sweet, old Betty White utter the words "cock ring". My poor psyche is scarred.....