Two Answers
Okay, so I blantantly stole this. So what? Isn't that what the internet is all about??
Two Names You Go By
1. Steve
2. Terrell
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. English
2. Irish
Two Things That Scare You
1. Friends in pain
2. Hurting others' feelings
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Diet Coke
2. Friends
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Woody Woodpecker sleep pants
2. Gulf Wars t-shirt
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Minstrels of Mayhem
2. Rush
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Return affection
2. Comfort (as in, being comfortable with, able to have good conversations, or just sit quietly together)
Two Truths
1. No matter how innocuous your remark, someone will be offended.
2. You can not change your past, and it is what made you who you are, so live for today.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex.1. Intelligence
2. Eyes - the great windows unto the soul
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. SCA
2. Reading
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. To make as many people as possible happy.
2. To make just one particular person happy.
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Back to the UK
2. Australia
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Make a difference.
2. Enjoy life to its fullest.
Two Ways That You are Stereotyped
1. The Nice Guy
2. Teddy Bear
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Finally fixing my Jeep.
2. A dear friend who is in pain, and little I can do about it.
Two Stores You Shop At
1. Publix
2. Wally-World
Two favorite web sites
1. www.sluggy.com
2. www.extremefunnypictures.com
Two cars you owned
1. 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee
2. 1974 Chevy Malibu
Two pets you had
1. Snoopy - My first, an insane Beagle, whom I loved dearly.
2. Schnappsie - A retired police dog German Shepard, who was involved in my toe being almost cut off, but it wasn't her fault.
Two Sports
1. Football
2. SCA Heavy Combat
Two People who will fill this out
1. A person with a computer
2. A person with time on their hands
Two things you did last nite
1. Worked at the bar
2. Worked at the coffee shop
Two shows you like to watch
1. Mythbusters
2. CSI
Two places you like to go "out" to
1. SCA Events
2. Anywhere that involves friends, and steaks
Two Names You Go By
1. Steve
2. Terrell
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. English
2. Irish
Two Things That Scare You
1. Friends in pain
2. Hurting others' feelings
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Diet Coke
2. Friends
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Woody Woodpecker sleep pants
2. Gulf Wars t-shirt
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Minstrels of Mayhem
2. Rush
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Return affection
2. Comfort (as in, being comfortable with, able to have good conversations, or just sit quietly together)
Two Truths
1. No matter how innocuous your remark, someone will be offended.
2. You can not change your past, and it is what made you who you are, so live for today.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex.1. Intelligence
2. Eyes - the great windows unto the soul
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. SCA
2. Reading
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. To make as many people as possible happy.
2. To make just one particular person happy.
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Back to the UK
2. Australia
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Make a difference.
2. Enjoy life to its fullest.
Two Ways That You are Stereotyped
1. The Nice Guy
2. Teddy Bear
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Finally fixing my Jeep.
2. A dear friend who is in pain, and little I can do about it.
Two Stores You Shop At
1. Publix
2. Wally-World
Two favorite web sites
1. www.sluggy.com
2. www.extremefunnypictures.com
Two cars you owned
1. 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee
2. 1974 Chevy Malibu
Two pets you had
1. Snoopy - My first, an insane Beagle, whom I loved dearly.
2. Schnappsie - A retired police dog German Shepard, who was involved in my toe being almost cut off, but it wasn't her fault.
Two Sports
1. Football
2. SCA Heavy Combat
Two People who will fill this out
1. A person with a computer
2. A person with time on their hands
Two things you did last nite
1. Worked at the bar
2. Worked at the coffee shop
Two shows you like to watch
1. Mythbusters
2. CSI
Two places you like to go "out" to
1. SCA Events
2. Anywhere that involves friends, and steaks
posted by Turtle at 1:40 PM
3 Comments:
Damn your scaly hide! You force introspection and thought upon me, and lo I am too narcisistic to abstain.
Two Names You Go By
1. Rick
2. Wihtgar
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. English
2. French(hence a constant inner conflict)
Two Things That Scare You
1. Tree Frogs
2. Death
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Coffee
2. The Daily Show
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Blue Jeans
2. underpants
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Blue Oyster Cult
2. Green Day
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Compatability
2. At the very least a tolerance for all the wierd shit I'm into.
Two Truths
1.Contrary to popular opinion, the universe does not need to make sense.
2. Before you criticize someone try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex.
1. A flat tummy.
2. firm breasts.(this did specify physical, Turtle dude)
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. SCA
2. A certain highly addictive online video game.
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. To finally be financially stable.
2. To get out of this hell-hole apartment.
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Scotland
2. Australia
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Discover the secret to immortality.
2. Leave the Earth.
Two Ways That You are Stereotyped
1. Mostly Harmless
2. Safe
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Ok, one of the cats peed in here somewhere.
2. Am I going to regret that nap I just took tonight?
Two Stores You Shop At
1. Kash and Karry
2. Wally-World
Two favorite web sites
1. www.rocketboom.com
2. www.engrish.com
Two cars you owned
1. 1978 Subaru FE
2. 1997 Saturn SL
Two pets you had
1. Blimber- a big, dumb Old English Sheep Dog.
2. Starbuck- the world's cutest kitten.
Two Sports
1.
2. SCA Heavy Combat
Two People who will fill this out
1. Dame Judi Dench
2. Bold Sir Robin
Two things you did last nite
1. Cooked dinner.
2. Played CoH
Two shows you like to watch
1. Mythbusters
2. Battlestar Galactica(the new one)
Two places you like to go "out" to
1. The Olive Garden
2. The Movies
(Since I happen to know where you swiped it from, and I'm on some really good pain meds....)
RabidAttackSheep: They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! We hates them! It's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
SweetSheep: No! Not Turtle.
RabidAttackSheep: Yes precious. First they cheat you, hurt you, LIE.
SweetSheep: Turtle's my friend!.
RabidAttackSheep: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you!
SweetSheep: I'm not listening, I'm not listening.
RabidAttackSheep: You're a liar and a thief.
SweetSheep: No!
RabidAttackSheep: Sheep-napper!
SweetSheep: Go away!
RabidAttackSheep: Go away?
[RabidAttackSheep laughs as SweetSheep begins crying]
SweetSheep: I hate you, I hate you.
RabidAttackSheep: Where would you be without me? Baa! RabidAttackSheep saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!
[SweetSheep stops crying]
SweetSheep: Not anymore.
RabidAttackSheep: What did you say?
SweetSheep: Turtle looks after us now, we don't need you anymore. Leave now and never come back!
RabidAttackSheep: What?
SweetSheep: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
[RabidAttackSheep baas in frustration]
SweetSheep: LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!
[Silence]
SweetSheep: We told him to go away... and away he goes! Gone, gone, gone! SweetSheep is free!
You are correct, Marius, the question was "physical traits", so I goofed. I herefore change my answer. I still love eyes, but for my 2nd physical appeal in the opposite sex, I go with: Huge, jiggly....brains.
And to my little attack sheepikins? You scare me! Make me laugh, yes, but it's a scary laugh...
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